oink! oink!

A few weeks back I had an opportunity to hang out with old friends; it wasn’t anything special but still something to be cherished. I crave moments like that. In the mist of pottery paint fumes and giggles a friend mentioned “the pig personality test”. I for one love personality test. I don’t feel they’re exactly absolute but they can still be insightful and at the very least a conversation starter.

This is just for funzies. No wrong answers, so for my fellow perfectionist don’t panic.

Grab some paper and something to write with, marker, pencil, pen, crayon, whatever!
Now draw a pig. Don’t over think it. Just your interpretation of a pig.
Don’t peak down at mine either and don’t read ahead because you’ll corrupt the game…
Well I imagine it won’t be as fun.

Remember when I said I wasn’t a writer? Well I’m not an artist either.

Behold my pig:

The pig serves as a useful test of the personality traits of the drawer.
If the pig is drawn:

(My traits have been underlined.)

 

Toward the top of the paper, you are positive and optimistic.
Toward the middle, you are a realist.
Toward the bottom, you are pessimistic, and have a tendency to behave negatively.

Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates (birthdays, etc.)
Facing right, you are innovative and active, but don't have a strong sense of family, nor do you remember dates.
Facing front, you are direct, enjoy playing devil's advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions.

With many details, you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful.
With few details, you are emotional and naive, you care little for details and are a risk-taker.

With less than 4 legs showing, you are insecure or are living through a period of major change.
With 4 legs showing, you are secure, stubborn, and stick to your ideals.

The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are.
The bigger the better.

The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life.
And again more is better!

 

 

The girls at work and I did this and had a great time. Somebody forgot to draw a tail and I’m still laughing about the implications! Hope this brought you a smile or brightened your day. At the very list my lack of artistic abilities must’ve given a chuckle.