Jus' curious

Loofah  (loo·fah) noun

Similar to a sponge, it is an object used to clean ones self. For this reason, many people incorporating loofah into their beauty regimen prefer to use it as a dry exfoliating brush before bathing, or to grind it and use it in exfoliating scrubs.   Men and women. We’re so different right? It makes things, like marriage a little more exciting, challenging and sometimes bizarre. First of all my husband uses a loofah. I’m fine with it because good hygiene should be praised and it does make skin oh-so soft. For awhile I bought him girly colors just to be ornery until I notice his were undergoing a weird degeneration or transmutation. The last thing I wanted was guest to see a disheveled pink loofah, assuming that it was mine. So I decided for my reputation to buy more masculine colors. But I digress…I present the mystery of the loofah; along with a picture to express my exact concern and puzzlement.

 

What happened to this thing? Seriously? For comparison sake I have included my personal one in the picture and they were purchased at the same time. Same brand. This poor thing has been tortured. Does he not know how to use it? Has he been doing pull ups from it? Bungee jumping? Is he The Hulk? A game of tug-of-war with the dogs? Does he use it in place of a stress ball? What’s wrong with his skin? Or is it his brand of body wash? I wonder all these things while in the shower.
Upon confrontation he assures me that I don’t use mine right. Hmm.