Wednesday, June 5, 2013

supa freaky

I internet stalk people all the time. It’s a hobby that makes me wonder what I did pre-internet. I constantly pause shows/movies to web search clothing/wardrobe, filmographys, measurements, relationships status…Odd use of time I know, but it had been useful in conversations, personal amusement and I have managed to find some killer knock off items from my fashion fetishes. Speaking of fetishes…(By the way that’s the first time I’ve used that sentence transitions… and probably the last.)

The other day I’m watching “Salmon Fishing in the Yemen” and no this has nothing to do with my Ewan McGregor fetish… Hang on, can I just say that was such a delightful movie. It was marketed as a rom-com which is utterly ridiculous. Of course it has top-notch, personal favs, in the acting department but it was such a beautiful film about faith, differences, determination and the characters had such respect for one another…Ok getting off track.  

Anyway typically movie mode, once again distracted by Emily Blunt’s fabulous wardrobe. Pause. Web-search outfit opening scene of yadda, yadda, yadda. Bookmark. Continuing, wow she is really stunning. (How tall is she? How much does she weigh?) Pause. Wed-search measurements. (Interesting, that would be ideal.) Side track. (How cute are she and John Krasiniski? Seiorulsy. I’m so glad they’re married.) More internet researching. At some point I do return to the film.

All this is leading up to feet. Betcha didn’t expect that. Anyway in the search list tucked between “Emily Blunt imdb” and “Emily Blunt wiki” is ‘Emily Blunt feet”. It’s totally there and again when you research most female celebrities. It even comes before Emily Blunt “bikini” that’s top billing y’all.

The first time I spotted this I click on it because I imagined that the particular person I was looking up had gnarly feet. I was wrong. There’s an entire population obsessed with feet. Not weird, shocking feet but normal every day pictures of feet. Eww. When did this become a thing? Are foot fetishes that mainstream? They certainly have shot to the top of a Google search. There’s even a wikiFeet page. I can’t make this up people. It’s so weird  that I had to share so I’m not the only one disturbed by this information.
Related searches:

Jessica Chastain, Marion Cotillard, Sienna Miller

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