all grown up

I feel like busting out in Jenna Marbles’ “I Hate Being a Grown-Up”. If you have no idea what I’m talking about it’s a YouTube thing. Truthfully, I enjoy being a grown up and I can’t say I miss being a kid because I don’t know If I ever was one. Seriously, my mom says the same thing about me. The point is that I have all these grown up moments that are comical at best but very much frustrating. I’m sure we all can relate.

There’s a lot of “I forgot to sprout my quinoa” “I forgot to bring my coupons” “I forgot the laundry in the washer”. I guess it’s more a memory loss thing, cause there’s a lot of forgetting. And well, I might actually forget the laundry on purpose… because I loathe it.

This morning I opened the fridge and it was dark. Which is a weird moment when something that has always been a certain way, one day isn't. I was confused longer than I should have. Insert chain of thought:

It’s still cold so it’s not totally broken, right? Hmm. Oh, wait…it’s the light bulb. (Duh!) Well, crap because I don’t know where the light bul-thingy is located. (Chanting) Please be the light bulb, please be the light bulb. (Success.) I have found the light bulb. (Pause for moment of pride.) Now where does one buy a refrigerator light bulb? Is it special? Will I need to go to Lowe’s? Uh, I hate those kinds of stores. Why? Why me? I hope this isn't expensive. Oh wait, I have a great idea!

Ignore the additional texts because out of context I seem really needy. And yes he does call me Freddy as in Freddy Kruger. All in all I think I did enough grown-up duties and worrying for the day.