normal is terribly overrated

It's the beginning a new week, a new day and new attitude and because of that I declare new rules. Most of my posts tend to be on the melodramatic side and that's because I am melodramatic, but not a drama queen in that I like to cause conflict. The mere thought of something sentimental moves me to tears. Like on a dime. I'm angry. I'm over-the-top so sometimes it's hard to curb all of that because others are more laid back. Not to say I want to live life as a sedated version of myself…Didn’t I mention I’m Type A? All of this DNA inside me wants a balance, a normalcy, a success… in everything. Is that even attainable? 

Here’s an attempt to bend those rules to make it through another day and feel like I'm flying high on accomplishments, as twisted as they may be. The fun thing about being the boss is making new rules and changing them as needed.

· Anything eaten before 9:30am is considered breakfast. It’s not the what, it’s the when. In that case, peanut M&M’s count. Good job, I managed to eat breakfast today.

 · Hair that looks styled no matter the lack of effort is acceptable. In that case, waking up, shaking your hair and spraying it with dry shampoo counts as beachy waves. Good job, you look like you tried today.

 · Movements that cause you to sweat or lose your breath are considered exercise. In that case, car-dancing on the way to work counts. Good job, I managed to work out today.


It's still pretty early so there's still a lot of time to make adjustments as needed. Looking forward to striding through this day with an altered, albeit amusing, perspective.Well let’s hope this positivity is habit forming.